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by margot

WOMANâ€™S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whoâ€™s not a creep,
One whoâ€™s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One whoâ€™ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray heâ€™s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, wonâ€™t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man whoâ€™ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to â€œhow big is my behind?â€
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MANâ€™S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesnâ€™t rhyme and I donâ€™t give a shit.

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there goes my money

oh damn.

the coolest illusion i have ever seen

which way is the dancer spinning?

i saw it clockwise right away and couldn’t switch for like 10 minutes. tim saw it counter clockwise and had a moderately easy time switching.

so then i switched.

now i can’t switch back.

this is fun and infuriating at the same time. which way do you see first?

man etsy is too cool

so after many months of planning to do it i finally went on etsy to check it out.

current finds, in order from really most wanted to really wanted:
Set of 4 Napkins in Tuquoise Linen with Brown Branches Print

Set of Four Turquoise Cereal Bowls

too lazy to save/upload for these. they are cute necklaces.
silver hedgehog necklace
tiny charm (necklace)
wish bone (necklace)

damn. etsy is neat. (it takes a lot of time to find what you want though; there is almost too much variety).

the internet mocks me

about a month ago i spied a garage sale on the street parallel to my parents’ house. my mom, my dog and i stopped by to see whats what. among the hockey memorabilia there was a table.

it looked like this one:

and cost $100. (and he said he’s willing to bargain).

i had no space for it; mom didn’t like it. we left, me with a pained heart.

in that month, after never having seen that table before, i started seeing it everywhere. (and it is unlikely a selective attention as i really do obsess over the wire-frame designed furniture more than i should.)

first there was this.

after about 20 other occurrences, i research our new chairs (tempted to ebay more… sidenote: i can possibly ebay some chairs for around $250 that would cost $1.5-$700 new. i am sad.)